Everybody always presents laundromats in tv shows and movies as this sexy place where you meet horny singles who aren’t wearing underwear because it’s in the wash.
But in real life, that just isn’t true. The laundromat has angry people who don’t want to be there, and nobody EVER has sex, or takes their clothes off.
So why are laundromats always presented like that?
Because some of those angry lonely people are writers, and they have a lot of time to think.
Correct answer.
The people there are mainly bored because they are waiting. And sometimes creativity arises out of boredom.
Daydream, “lots of time to ‘daydream’”
Let’s be honest half the stuff a guy writes is about how to win a girl over and the other half is having sex with said girl.
You must watch very different movies than I do. I immediately envision something dank and dark with flickering lights.
And a naked, bloody clown playing patty cake with his imaginary friend while his clothes wash.
How do you know they’re a clown if they’re naked?
They might just be a juggalo
That’s even worse!
Yes, very different movies.
And a frustrated Mr Bean trying to do laundry.
We’re back to sexy!
That one episode of Friends
Uh oh, the laundry’s done!
I see it mostly in anime.
Wow, what kind of lame laundromats have you been visiting?
My last three laundromat visits involved anal.
Nah, it just felt like it because it costs so much to start the machine.
Just put a few quarters in her
You’re supposed to remove your clothes from your anus before you go to the laundromat.
I won’t make that mistake again.
They did? Try cleaning out better before the anal so the bedding doesn’t get messy.
The scientific reason is that the 350 watt drum connected to the dryer motor vibrates at 55 hertz which stimulates the female solar plexus. This creates a chain reaction and urges males to assert dominance and proceed with a mating ritual. When you combine this with the enticingly large sums of cash at a typical laundromat, you can see this is a devastating combination. The scantily clad hot body people is a side effect, not the cause.
That reads like something out of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The laundromat has angry people who don’t want to be there,
I live in a college town. The laundromat nearest me has a bar.
Or maybe it’s a bar with a laundromat as lots of stains happen in bars.
I’ve seen one laundromat/bar like that, and instantly thought it was genius.
I miss Sit and Spin in downtown Seattle. Cafe in the front, bar and event venue in the back and laundry on the side.
Leaving the dancefloor to move your laundry from washer to dryer would be one of the most surreal experiences I think I can imagine.
Similarly, ‘hell yeah ____ is doing another live show tonight, better grab my dirty laundry’
aren’t wearing underwear because it’s in the wash
??? Do these people only have one paif of underwear??
Hey everyone! Take a look at mister “I have two pairs of underwear” over here!
Sometimes, just for a lark, I wear both pairs at the same time! Hahahahaha!
I have multiple pairs of underwear but I hate
hgoing to a laundromat, so I used to wait until I was absolutely out of everything and the clothes I was wearing were oversoiled.I have laundry facilities at home now, but when I’m double-plus depressed, I still will wait until I have absolutely nothing to wear.
I have zero paifs of underwear.
Same
This was the norm far longer than not. Only nobles rich enough to have washer servants would wear undergarments. The rest of us enjoyed brisk breezes betwixt our nethers.
Yeah I’m tired of all this laundromat sexy-washing.
Everything Everywhere All At Once
When they announced that movie won at the Oscars, I swear I thought what they were trying to say was that all the movies won.
Yeah, watched it with my wife and we both said roughly WTF was that after it ended
Sorta related, enjoy…
“Anything and everything all of the time”
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Hot dog fingers.
Sexy hot dog fingers.
I want to know what TV shows you are watching
Most of the stuff I watch have something bad happen in a laundromat, like getting chased by armed thugs
I feel like it’s kind of a meet-cute trope in older sitcoms
Because people who never needed to use an annoying thing like to imagine and romantize how they would use it. Completely ignoring reality.
I hate how tv seems to be written by people who have no idea how regular people live. Like how in tv shows, people pop in on someone at home and person is fully made up and dressed, and their homes are always spotless. You pop in on me unexpected and I’m going to be in my boxer briefs, angry that I’m being disturbed, and there are kids toys and laundry all over the living room
I think it’s more that if TV was just real life nobody would watch it
I actually love shoes like Sopranos that pay attention to those details. Why is the soprano home so clean? They have a maid. Then Tony moves out into his mom’s old place and it’s a shit show, dishes, pizza boxes and beer bottles everywhere. Clothes all over the floor
I always found it funny how writers portray themselves as upper middle class in New York living in in apartment only the top 1% of writers can afford when the reality is the opposite.
I have never seen a laundromat romanticized in a movie as far as I can recall.
🎵 Laundry day
See you there
Underthings
Tumbling🎶
Seattle used to have a combination laundromat/bar that was called Sit and Spin.
Never had a chance to go. I imagine it was a very horny place. Also at the time median age in Seattle was like 23.
I lived downtown Seattle in the 90s, close enough we just walked to Sit and Spin with our laundry. Best way to do laundry ever.
Also they were reasonably priced since they made most of their money off the cafe (which had really good food).
I’ll have some of those memories for life.
Seems like a brilliant idea. There should be more laundromats with liquor licenses.
Something similar in Columbus. I’ve never washed clothes there, but I have been to punk shows there
Don’t believe everything you see on TV. There’s a reason it’s called “the idiot box”.
The idiot box, now there’s a term that’s a few generations old. TVs aren’t really boxes anymore, so… The idiot panel?
I think it’s because they are a setting where people are there for a separate purpose to meeting a partner, which allows for romance to be portrayed as spontaneous. Also, clothes (particularly underwear, pyjamas and towels) come into contact with the body and imply intimacy.
In my town, junkies hang out at the laundromat begging for money. The cops show up regularly and haul them off. I saw prostitutes outside of it once, too
Oh my pearls!! Are you ok
Bud, if you’ve ever encountered an angry meth zombie trapped in an enclosed space with you, you’d know the pain.
I’m a recovering meth addict. Eat shit.
Congrats on recovering. Doesn’t give you an excuse to be a bitch though.
Congrats on being privileged to never need to go through that hell, and talking down to those who did.
I don’t need to justify myself to you, but my response to the other poster was completely valid. If he’s using terms like “meth zombies” and denigrating public facilities that allow addicts to enter because of their presence then he deserves every ounce of contempt he gets.
I’ll accept a thank you for the explanation but any other response will result in a block.
Theres a difference between addicts and junkies. Junkies have my empathy but I really understand why someone wouldn’t want to spend prolonged times in the same space with one.
