WASHINGTON—Shedding light on the enduring appeal behind assault rifle ownership, a Pew study released Monday revealed that more Americans were buying AR-15s to defend themselves from toddlers who found their guns. “Many Americans stressed that they felt safer knowing they had an AR-15 at the ready in case their toddler stumbled across a shoebox holding a loaded gun on the floor of a closet and started firing away,” said researcher Jonathan Lieu, noting that the majority of AR-15 owners told his team they purchased the lightweight rifle due to their recurring fears about waking in the night to their 2-year-old giggling as they shot bullet holes through the bedroom door. “One response we often heard was that it was a Second Amendment right for gun owners to defend themselves against their own young children. They also stressed that a baseball bat or pepper spray simply wasn’t enough firepower to take down their gun-toting kids.” Lieu added that many Americans also rushed out to purchase tear gas grenades after their children inevitably got their hands on the AR-15s.
Onion has always been very good at criticism of US gun control laws. Lot of pieces on that
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
And literally 20 or more others articles with the same headline. It’s evergreen.