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Nobody mentions an instant divine lightning strike at the climax while sleeping with a bunch of porn stars at once while high? I am severely disappointed in the lack of creativity here
That is truly inspired. Thank you.
I don’t know about pleasant but I imagine breathing in nitrogen is among the least unpleasant ways to go. You first pass out and then suffocate while you’re unconscious. I believe that carbon monoxide acts in a similar fashion.
The first nitrogen execution in the USA did not go well. And arguably the first nitrogen suicide pod they tried in Switzerland went even worse.
No, I don’t think it does. Carbon monoxide is actively poisonous to you while Nitrogen just displaces Oxygen.
Very relevant to all of these discussions is the fact that your body doesn’t give you a feeling of suffocation from a lack of oxygen but from an abundance of carbon dioxide. This is why if you exhale while holding your breath it provides some relief.
I figured that, in addition to no feeling of suffocation, nitrous oxide would also provide a righteous high.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming for my life like his passangers… <joke>
Opioid overdose in a pit full of puppies.
I agree about the OD but prefer a warm bed more than puppies
Nice try, robot. I’m more of a kitten guy, but no HUMAN turns down final puppies.
If you’re a roller coaster enthusiast, you might get a kick out of the Euthanasia Coaster, or as I like to call it The Sui-Slide
Elegant. But is 10Gs pleasurable? Maybe if you got really high first.
Once I had to get a surgery, and in recovery was waking up, nurse thought it too soon and said “let’s just dial this up” and put me back to sleep with a dose of whatever opiate was in the IV and that is absolutely the only way I’d want to do that. So gentle.
Opiates are pretty awsome.
There’s something lost when it’s refined to a medical product tho. The high becomes cold.
Fresh black opium goo is superior, imo.
That’s fine, I just want someone experienced to dose it like that. It was soft and pleasant. Really my first thought when I got home was that would be such a wonderful way to die. Not surprised or in pain, there’s enough of that in life, at the end you shouldn’t be worrying.
I was in the hospital back in January, I woke up one morning and they told me my heart stopped for 8 seconds. I never knew. Seems like an ideal way to go.
Death by snoo snoo
Death by snusnu
OceanGate expedition
we don’t know how much time passed between when they realized they wouldn’t be coming home and when they imploded…
In Wagner’s estimation, it takes 13 milliseconds for the brain to process information from the eye, a hundred milliseconds to feel pain. But 13 milliseconds into the implosion, there is nothing left intact of the cylindrical section of the Titan.
“They would have been dead ten milliseconds ago,” says Wagner. “They wouldn’t really feel anything or see anything coming. They would just be instantly dead
I meant when they knew they were going to die before it even imploded
Ah, I misread that, fair point. 👍
Between the first crack and them dying was a fraction of a second
Whatever it was, I’ll lay good odds it probably felt far too long…
I would just prefer to live the rest of my life in the matrix
Yeah, I am at the point a med-sci student could convince me to let them attempt to preserve my brain.
My life now is such that life in a VR* network ran by non-profit scientists in the future would be an improvement. Though I would like to have options for existence, so long as homeostasis is not an issue (ideally organic and symbiotic systems rather than fully tech). Toasters should get to enjoy nature once-in-a-while, too.
*= Which maybe you could say is Virtual Retirement
It might not be as utopian as you are thinking.
If it wasn’t clear, I am talking about physical preservation (not “uploading”, as I know that would be a copy).
Heroin overdose would probably be alright.
Unless you go out like Jane, choking on your vomit.
Doesn’t matter when you’re flying through paradise.
DMT + skydiving from the edge of the atmosphere
most pleasant
It depends on your kind of perversion, obviously.
For normal people, it is no pleasure at all.
So, just like life then