This is like the 3 time I’ve shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. 
now it has me worried I’m dying.
This is like the 3 time I’ve shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. now it has me worried I’m dying.
I suppose I can start making myself poached chicken since my oven heating element is shot and all I can do is boil water.
That’s how we did for Bailey last week!
I’ve never boiled chicken before but I can give it a whirl, anything is good with hot sauce.
I will refer to you as Bailey now.
Hear that? It’s my turn to be good comrade pupper Bailey now.