We could charge people to look at them.
We should. We objectively should. If you charge $30 for a ticket and just 10 people visit, that’s $300.
@[email protected], this park was not built to cater only for the super-rich. Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these animals!
That’s why $30 is a good price. We won’t be able to afford fancy safety equipment but more people could enjoy it with their families.
$30 also includes the reflective vest so dinosaurs know not to eat you
lemme think about it.
dinosaurs are awesome!
I’ve decided that we should.
Owls are already dinosaurs, coincidence?
We could fill it with owls too. People love that shit.
that shit
That’s a different bird, but I can understand the confusion.
Just don’t cheap out on the IT guy
They’re just dinosaurs (and owls) and they’re on an island. They’re not going anywhere. We just need a fence so they don’t eat the kids so there’s no need to get an IT guy.
Hadean Park and it’s a geology museum
When I want to show off to the fediverse I just showboat at the annual company baseball game back home in Langley, but your idea sounds really cool!
pee is stored in the balls but nature finds a way
Such good capitalists here, cloning majestic beasts only to immediately cage and monetize them.
Free the dinosaurs!
Actually watched Jurassic Park for the first time since it came out. Turns out the problem with bringing dinosaurs back was actually just capitalism.
July Sixth Park Day!
