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      They left out the part where he turns in to bread and wine, says “eat me” and then flies away.

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        That’s one of the conversations I absolutely hate having with some people. Like “Yeah, but it’s just symbolic.”

        “No, it’s literally the body and blood of christ”

        “So it’s cannibalism”

        “No, because it’s still bread and wine”

        “So it’s symbolic”

        And it just more or less repeats with those two things. Like of you want to say it’s literal, that’s fine. Say it. But the. Stand up for the idea that you want to consume human flesh in a religious ritual

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        Yes that would make it basically complete, but it would have required an extra sentence, and people today don’t have the attention span for that. 😋

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          Just say what you want to say but also do this, it works for short videos apparently.

          Subway Surfers gameplay gif

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    How Noah is such a bit character in the bible if it’s literally true I’ll never know.

    Dude was a more accomplished carpenter than Jesus, a better biologist than anyone, an accomplished animal tamer, etc. etc. etc.

    Honestly his resume is heads above “parting the red sea” or “turning water into wine”.

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      That shit was terrible. r/Atheism all over the front page along with stupid advice animal memes, and bitching about 9gag stealing all their memes that they in turn stole from 4chan.

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    And he hates gays … you can ignore everything else, ignore all the laws, ten Commandments and all that, you can kill, rape, beat, enslave, torture and imprison anyone and anything you like … but they can’t be gay, that’s a sin.

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    Tell me the story about the magical man who went in to a cave and heard voices in his head from the Skywizard.