These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.
There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.
I like how there’s the special seat that’s separate from the rest
That is “the good chair”
https://youtu.be/rmIQlmHTI60
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
That’s dads seat. Don’t mess with it.