A Capitol One customer with a history of threatening corporations that he felt had “wronged” him is facing up to five years in federal prison after he allegedly vowed to assassinate company executives using a machete and gasoline to accomplish his plot, according to media reports.
Threatening poll workers? No problem.
Threatening town officials? Absolutely.
Threatening journalists? Well that’s just American.
Threatening corporate executives? Oh hooo that’s a paddlin’.
You can also threaten democrats and “disloyal” Republicans in office, so long as you’re careful not to threaten anyone in the Trump administration.