Cringe on mains for a dude who would feed you to a woodchipper if it winked at him.
Tell you what, nobody’s ever been this impressed with Elon. Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit. You only flatter him like this if you want something, and I hope the knowledge haunts him.
You can’t leave me hanging here, man. While I don’t doubt for a second that Elon “would grab a monkey by the tit”, I need to know what that phrase means to you…
And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.
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Cringe on mains for a dude who would feed you to a woodchipper if it winked at him.
Tell you what, nobody’s ever been this impressed with Elon. Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit. You only flatter him like this if you want something, and I hope the knowledge haunts him.
You can’t leave me hanging here, man. While I don’t doubt for a second that Elon “would grab a monkey by the tit”, I need to know what that phrase means to you…
The man lacks self restraint or discernment
Wild. Okay. Thanks for coming through. I have follow up questions, but at least I can stop squinting at that sentence 😋
I’m going to to start using that phrase as much as possible.
I mean… I’m kinda partial to the image of a winking wood chipper, myself. This dude’s a linguistic trailblazer.
I did invent the one about the woodchipper, but the other one’s from Letterkenny
And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.
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Hello, new favorite phrase.
Me seeing that phrase is like Elon seeing a monkey tit.
Megustalations
%100, guy knows how Elon’s ego works and wants to get closer to him.