Fucking young people today, they just don’t want to work, that’s why we can’t find any employees /s

Canonical does this kinda shit for their remote programming jobs. Not hand written but want like a high school essay on your feelings.

That hiring retard needs to be fired

This is ridiculous

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“It is not unusual for European companies to have full-time handwriting analysts on staff to help personnel officers read between the lines. Now in the U.S., thousands of employees and prospective employees are screened via handwriting analysis every day.” ---- Forbes

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Definitely annoying/pretentious. I can somewhat understand depending on the job type but there are other, better ways to check a candidate’s writing ability if that’s what they’re aiming for.

I guess at least it says it’s only for top priority and that it should be 150 words or less (5 words is less, right?.. who knows maybe they’re looking for brevity lol)

sure to attract lots of good candidates…