alt text: screenshot of a conversation from a dating app, all messages sent by aaron. text from top to bottom: You and Aaron matched!
- “Hi Lauren, looking good in you pics 😊”
- “Would you be willing to put your children up for adoption? I want to date someone without kids, so looking for someone who is willing to free themselves of their current”
If they want you to be over 6ft it’s only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn’t made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.