Tf is this picture even
He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band
Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.
He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.
Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.
He came and he went
I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
the embarrassment killed him…
F
She died trying to suck her penis.
So we are allowed to misgender cis people now?
Oh absolutely not. There’s just no fact-checking on Facebook now, so it’s definitely a fact.
Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
It’s that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He’ll be missed! /s
Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.
I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.
I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.
He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde
What color is the hair in that photo?
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.
Community note: it’s true, he’s just pulling a Herman Cain.
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
It’s penises all the way down.
He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
Nah dude, you’re thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That’s the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
Mr hands!!!
Go fuck yourself doll licker