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Does it have a mattress
A little DOGE hut at the foot of Trump’s bed?
Why are people surprised? He’s the president!
He’s not mine.
They meant the president of the USA
They still have that? I thought it had been privatized?
It has, Musk bought it.
the US is fucked lmao
The us has been fucked for a long time. Only people who grew up in a supremely fucked place would allow what we see today. This is just the latest manifestation of fucked. Free Luigi!
I don’t see why he needs his own office when he’ll be under Trump’s desk gargling saggy nuts most of the time.
You woefully have misunderstood the dynamic. Trump’s the sub.
Regardless, I don’t think there’s need for a seperate office when they’re insatiably sucking each other off all the time.
ETA: This is not a joke about them being gay or anything. They are just absolutely inseperable recently as if they’re joined at the hip or something and I swear it can’t just be purely professional. There’s other shit going on.
Oh they both give off “We give each other blow jobs but no homo” energy
I think you have it backwards. All Trump cares about us money, and compared to Musk, Trump is a pauper.
Tragedy or comedy? Why not both.
Russia has oligarchs. The west has successful entrepreneurs.
as expected, i can’t imagine how consort trump will run it without the president ceo.
Good, now he’ll have a nice quiet space to focus on his path of exile character.
Do you think whoever actually plays his account will share the office?
Or will they be allowed to WFH… lol
He’ll rent out an office space an hours drive from them and make them do it there.
Who do you think is the bottom in this relationship?
American citizens, they’re all fucked.
Introducing the S.P.I.T.R.O.A.S.T. Act…
Single-Person Identity Tokens Regulating Online Activity for Social Tradition. Along with a SSN, each American citizen will be assigned a unique token to verify their identity on the internet in accordance with the DANK Act (Digital Activities Need Knowledge).
You give him too much credit, he doesn’t have that much creativity. He would call it Doge-420-69, because that’s the only joke he knows.
Is it the oval one?
Frankly, if Musk were President instead of Trump, I’d be rather happier about this upcoming four years.
He can’t be President absent amending the US Constitution, though, as he’d run afoul of the “natural-born citizen” requirement for the office.
Wanna bet he is going to do remote “work”?
