What about the more modern, “you guys have a glass?” Maybe that’s cheeseburger person.
The glass is twice at big as it needs to be
Don’t forget the pedant. No matter which one you choose, they will “correct” your choice for you.
The glass is at 50% capacity.
It’s full. 50% water, 50% air.
Fifth type: “well it depends, full of what?”
Sixth type: just drinks the water
I’m a pissimist. The glass is full, of piss.
Yike
I’m still waiting for my cheeseburger.
A man’s gotta eat
I would fall between the third and fourth types. I would definitely spend far too much time trying to decide wether the glass was half empty or half full before realizing an hour and a half later that I had, in fact, ordered a cheeseburger which had never arrived and now the kitchen is closed.
There’s also: the glass is half empty and the other half sucks!
I definitely ordered the cheeseburger but got half a glass of water instead.
“ah fuck i left another glass of water sitting out again”
