Here’s mine: I was in a meeting with some coworkers once and my friend walked in late, walked to the end of the table, and said “Sorry, I just crop dusted all of you”. At first nothing happened, I didn’t smell anything, then one woman at the end of the table said “Dear God that’s terrible” and plugged her nose. Slowly but surely the fart wafted its way throughout the room, one of the nastiest farts I have ever smelled, and we had to reconvene the meeting outside because the smell was so bad.
As teenagers one of my friends was known for his iron stomach and endless hunger. He didn’t believe me when i told him certain foods cause smelly gas, at least not for him. He also agreed to prove this by eating anything i gave him soooo he got:
Raw broccoli
Smoked lunchmeat
4 oz cheddar jack cheese
1 glass of milk
1 bottle of beer
1 can of soda
I think there was more… Anyway so about half hour goes by and he abruptly says “well, i was right! You just got a weak gut, i’m fine! Oh, yeah i forgot i gotta go do something, see you later.”
Years later he admitted he left cuz his stomach started rolling hard and he didn’t want to be proved wrong.
He had a date later that he ended up cancelling cuzza those poots too haha