My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he’ll shoe you. And they’ve always had a few drinks.
Not sure if typo or form of attack…
He’ll literally hoof you.
He’ll stick a shoe up your hole, for sure.
You only have to ask?
I’m used to having to pay for that treatment.
I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.
Are you sure the phone didn’t bugger you up?
I don’t know where you’ve been, lad, but I see you’ve won first prize.
I’ve been to Scotland.
Well, gratz on winning first prize!