• BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    “Bill Gates wants to put a chip in my brain!” [Riots.]

    “Musk is eliminating any oversight so he can put a chip in my brain!” [Thunderous applause.]

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        12 hours ago

        It’s not like you’re going to have a choice. And if some of you die, that is a sacrifice Musk is willing to make.

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        23 hours ago

        They keep reaching out to me, thinking that I want to help them do this shit. Maybe I should get inside and start sabotaging.

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        21 hours ago

        Hey by the way, Canada’s Christia Freeland, ex minister of finance, and candidate for the open position of prime minister, proposed a 100% tariff on all Tesla vehicles in Canada.

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        21 hours ago

        Me: “This Neuralink sucks! It’s nothing like you said it was going to be!”

        Tesla: “Yeah…why don’t we go ahead and activate Helly R. instead, mmmkay?”

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      20 hours ago

      If these people volunteer and we end up having elections again it could solve the problem…