I basically just want to know what you’d wish for if you didn’t worry about others. So that’s the real question, but it’s not as catchy. Three wishes for something only for you. If it helps then assume all the other stuff resolves itself.
The rule is spirit of the law. If you wish for something that happens to help others, it’s fine, but if you wish for something with the goal of doing something good for anyone but you, then you’re turned into Elon Musks right thumb (you retain sentience and sapience, but you’re a thumb. No ability to do anything and you don’t control yourself, Elon does, you’re his thumb.)
Example:
Okay: Your mom is sick and you wish for her to be cured, because you would miss your mom.
Not okay: Your mom is sick and you wish for her to be cured because she doesn’t want to be sick.
And don’t try to rules lawyer it, the genie will get you for that too.
Also only three wishes, it’s a limitation on the genie, not a rule. It’s physically incapable of it. It cannot give you more than three wishes, nor can it be made into something that can do that, nor can it make something that can do that, nor can it make something that can turn it into something that can do that.
wish 1: I get to basically download being a hardcore anti revisionist ML, shits hard and so much theory and history to learn. I want to skip the hard part and be basically as smart and well learned as a head of ML.
Wish 2: Shapeshifting and adding or removing weight at will. I want PHAT titties and a phat ass. I’m becoming extremely gender at all times. WHO NEEDS ESTROGEN NOW NOT ME MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Wish 3: wait can I just wish for the death note? I just really want some people to die. I want to kill some people. It is vital to my mental health that i can basically use supernatural god-like powers to kill evil people.
Wish 3a: Lots of fuckin money so i can buy guns and fund leftist orgs. It’ll help my personal self confidence if i feel like im contributing. I want to help grow mutual aid groups for transgender people so that they expand their networks and more transgenders can be happy. This is a part of my master plan to find more trans lesbian communists to date.