The worst part about it is they look exactly like the kind of slimy fucks who’d betray their country for the chance to impress a billionaire who’ll probably throw them to the wolves at the first sign of trouble

Imagine they go out like Vic from the penguin

They just need some uniforms… Maybe with brown shirts.

Hope one day they’ll gain awareness of their monumental cringe.

Do any of them go by Zero Cool?

Huh. It’s like DiCaprio. But somehow even worse.

Paywall

I thought the title meant something else and wasn’t surprised.