And we’re operating under the assumption you will live a fulfilling life as this animal. We do not talk about the war climate.

I’d like to be a grizzly or a raccoon.

  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Also added benefit: they can fucking FLY!!! For real though this is a good response. I would fuck with people so hard if I was transplanted into a ravens body. I’d just perch near random people and be like “Deeeeath comes for you…sqwuaaaack!” and fly away.