Now… on the one hand, I feel bad for the eagle.

The windshield is shattered, this guy is in shock, probably has a broken wing and other bones, having just careened through a windshield, or been hit by a moving semi truck while trying to fly across a highway…

But on the other hand, funny face!

“I’ve already called the FBI. You can’t prove it was an accident. Do you know who I am? You’re going to prison for the rest of your life, bud.”

Joking aside, I hope that poor bird is okay.

Even eagles have to take every job just to get by nowadays.

Man, ICE is getting insane.