One day I asked what someone’s relationship status was, and they said “I have a girlfriend but she’s been missing and is presumed dead, so I don’t know if getting another GF would be cheating”. It’s at that moment when I realized how complicated relationship statuses can get. Like that Seinfeld episode where the guy is in a coma so he lends his girlfriend to another guy.
I’m antisocial & in my mid 20s so take it with a grain of salt, but I guess probably my current relationship.
“Broke up on Christmas day but still very happy living with eachother until the lease is over; relationship nearly hasn’t changed during this time, including the frequent sex and helping eachother financially, but now we’re also helping eachother figure out how to date people again”
There’s probably a more concise way of phrasing that.
Edit: inb4 !ihavesex