Opinionhaver@feddit.uk to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoYour way is now the right way. What is everyone doing wrong?message-squaremessage-square214fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1115arrow-down1message-squareYour way is now the right way. What is everyone doing wrong?Opinionhaver@feddit.uk to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square214fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredaniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-219 hours agoWrong: cleaning ass only with toiler paper. Right: Using a bidet after pooping. Your asses will thank me.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-210 hours agoRoommates toothbrush.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·11 hours agoTrue that. Best to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
minus-squaredaniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoSecret sauce: Do the drying with the hair dryer on mid heat.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoI like to use an old-school badger hair shaving brush.
minus-squarewin95linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoI’ve read somewhere that blowing air in a vagina is super dangerous so I’m a little bit hesitant to put a blow dryer near my asshole but it does sound… Oddly comfortable
minus-squarevivavideri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoBlowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence? Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao
minus-squareAA5B@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-212 hours agoI don’t have a hair dryer but some bidets do have a dry setting that blows hot air I can imagine it being comfortable once but then I’m imagining dry chapped skin where you least want it
Wrong: cleaning ass only with toiler paper.
Right: Using a bidet after pooping.
Your asses will thank me.
Top tier: use both
Roommates toothbrush.
True that. Best to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Secret sauce: Do the drying with the hair dryer on mid heat.
I like to use an old-school badger hair shaving brush.
I’ve read somewhere that blowing air in a vagina is super dangerous so I’m a little bit hesitant to put a blow dryer near my asshole but it does sound… Oddly comfortable
Blowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence?
Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao
I don’t have a hair dryer but some bidets do have a dry setting that blows hot air
I can imagine it being comfortable once but then I’m imagining dry chapped skin where you least want it