I listened to a book about the history of the number zero years ago. I thought it would be boring enough to fall asleep to. It fucking sounds boring. It still sounds boring, ask these years later.

Either I’m a bigger nerd than I thought or the history of zero is actually super interesting and I’m super unsure which, tbh.

George Clinton, of Parliament-Funkadelic, was nicknamed “Prez” by the band because he was “President of the no-pussy club”, on account of how he rarely got any chicks because they were weirded out by his psychedelic antics.

0 fucks given

How much do I want to pay for this? Zeeero.

https://youtu.be/afMIeuRHyYg?t=546

I almost missed the tears in the last panel. This is hilarious.

Based Brahmagupta

The zero we deserve vs the zero we need… or something like that, I dunno, maybe, LEAVE ME ALONE, NERD!