The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1716arrow-down15
arrow-up1711arrow-down1imageMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoThey can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
minus-squarePyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoAnd what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYou gamble on salty vs sweet.
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoKnife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYou’ve just invented sexbots for mice. Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoSo this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.
They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
You gamble on salty vs sweet.
Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
You’ve just invented sexbots for mice.
Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
So this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.