My 4yo little brother is bored and I asked him if he wanted to answer questions and he said yea. So ask him anything youve ever wanted to ask a 4yo here
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If you had a pet dinosaur, what’s the first thing you would do?
Also what would you name it?
Ride around on him and his name would be Brucey
Must the proletariat seize the means of production and depose the bourgeoisie?
🦈
I’ll take that as “eat the rich”
If a person with multiple personalities suddenly became suicidal, from a law enforcement perspective, would this be considered to be a hostage crisis?
And in the event that said crisis was resolved without the loss of any of the personalities, from a legal perspective, what precedent would be used in reference to state a case for litigation?
Additionally, in the unfortunate event that said crisis resulted in the loss of one or more of the personalities, how does one begin to calculate compensation for the surviving personalities?
He stopped listening to me when I didn’t know how to pronounce personalities the first 3 times I tried
What’s your favorite thing to do on the playground?
He likes the slide the best
How many numbers does it take to write down infinite?
All of them
What is his goal in life?
To be happy
What makes him happy?
Inb4 dinosaurs
If you could find a dinosaur bone, would you:
- want one bigger than you are and was really impressive but you couldn’t move it and it would have to stay in the house;
OR
- would you want one that was about the size of your finger and not really impressive but you could take it with you everywhere?
He wants the biggest one
I didn’t think this question could be even more important and relevant than the previous times I’ve asked it, but here we are:
What’s his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
T rex
Mac and cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, or cheese pizza?
Grilled cheese
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
We dont know. He probably wont fit
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door and put him in?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
The lion Kind called all of the animals to pride rock. Who didn’t go?
Who?
The giraffe. (He was in the fridge)
You have to get across a river that a sign says is infested with crocodiles. How do you get across?
Take a boat
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
The elephant was in first…
Is it siesta time yet?
We love naps but not yet
Iceland is in the artic ocean. It’s capital is Reykjavic. What is your brother’s favourite fruit?
Bananas
What’s the newest fad? I’m out of the loop. The last I remember where those reusable bubble wrap poppit things
He just likes anything with dinosaurs in it
Like the ground?
😂 yes the skeletons are cool to
What is your favorite living dinosaur?
(mine is a crow)
Crows are dinos?
And he said crocodiles 🐊
All birds are dinosaurs. Crocodiles share a common ancestor with dinosaurs, but crocodiles are not dinosaurs.
All birds are dinosaurs. So when you eat chicken nuggets formed like dinosaurs you are eating real dinosaurs!
My favourite living dinosaur is the emperor penguin.
As any child should haha.
Which is heavier?: 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel
Steel
Heh. Always gets them. But I don’t expect a 4yo to even know what a kg is anyway, so yeah.
What’s his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
T. rex
Classic.
