As a former pizza delivery guy, having cute women hit on you is nice and all, but have you tried receiving a scribbled note from a child that said “thank you pizza man I love pizza” because I kept that shit for years it was so god damned heartwarming.
As a former pizza delivery guy, having cute women hit on you is nice and all, but have you tried receiving a scribbled note from a child that said “thank you pizza man I love pizza” because I kept that shit for years it was so god damned heartwarming.
The best tip I ever received. Thanks, kiddo.
Best I ever had was me being invited up to some fancy flat, because the guy thought the Balaklava I used to deliver was funny.
When I got up there, there was a man and a woman in bed watching TV, whilst the guy who invited me in was holding a camcorder.
He laughed, they chuckled warily, and me being the nervous 20-something that I was chuckled too and said “Pizza!”
Apparently that was the right word, and they let me go and gave me a good tip, but I’ve always wondered what if…
Awwww
I wanna deliver pizza just for the shenanigans
Obligatory shenanigans:
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