• deranger@sh.itjust.works
      237·
      1 year ago

      Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.

      I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.

        • deranger@sh.itjust.works
          44·
          1 year ago

          I’m well aware not all strains of E. coli and others are not always pathogenic; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.

          Just because it’s not pathogenic doesn’t make it clean, and E. coli should not be found on produce.

          Again, not judging, I just don’t like the idea of ass bacteria in my mouth, or my lovers mouth - even if they’re not causing harm.

          • The Pantser@lemmy.world
            34·
            1 year ago

            Hope they showered immediately before sex because any fart gas is gonna find it’s way to the genitals and if you perform oral it’s gonna have E. coli.

            • deranger@sh.itjust.works
              42·
              1 year ago

              That’s not how farts work. You should not find E. coli on a labia culture. We do shower pretty much all the time before sex, so that’s a moot point.

              Why are you riding my ass for something I personally find dirty - you can do whatever you want. It’s just not for me.

    • Zellith@kbin.social
      41·
      1 year ago

      " If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still… its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
      52·
      1 year ago

      Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.