• Seraph@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Did someone like my stupid comment? Please tell me someone thinks I’m witty! PLEASE!?!?

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    1 year ago

    me: someone got very angry and called me names brain: you may have both the bad chemicals and the good chemicals today

  • FunkyMonk@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Many have pressed the button. Brain: Excelent I will opent he chemi… whats this sign next to the good chemicals, WARNING ADHD, DONT OPEN UNLESD EVERYTHING IS FIXED. Brain: Well fuck me then.

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      1 year ago

      Yeah… that sign got destroyed accidentally. I went through this little hyperfixation where I was trying to make ninja throwing stars. Didn’t go well. Ended up cutting myself a few times and had to go to the hospital. It was a whole problem. But the doctor at the hospital was sexy as hell. Really big arms. Nice guy. Nice smile. Had to do a blood sugar check for a few things and it turns out it was low which was a surprise. Apple bottom jeans… boots with the fur…

      Wait what were we talking about?

      (Sidenote: I’m in a voice chat with a friend of mine who knows me very well. I read out this comment and asked if it was too ludicrous for a joke about ADHD. He said "Dude, that comment is a mild version of you on a good day. Post it. You’re fine.)

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        1 year ago

        It was perfection. I could have written it myself.

        It was so well done that I read it in my own voice. Congratulations! Your thoughts are indistinguishable from my own!

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    1 year ago

    How are all of your posts so perfect all the time? I didn’t stop at an upvote, I gave you a full-on boost, my man. Ride that high.

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      1 year ago

      Hey, I’ve just got a huge collection of stuff that I’ve saved from trawling the internet. I can’t take too much credit here but I will definitely take that high oh god yess straight into my veins