Enjoy the dopamine high from your worthless internet point kind stranger
Well I mean it’s this or heroin.
Heroin might be healthier.
You’re not wrong
i never thought about how much damage i do with each upvote… what’s wrong with me…
I asked for heroin for Christmas but my grandparents got me cocaine. >_> classic grandparents
Did someone like my stupid comment? Please tell me someone thinks I’m witty! PLEASE!?!?
I explicitly turned off the Lemmy function of posting my inner thoughts. How the hell did this happen?
Sorry, that was me. Accidentally hit the switch.
me: someone got very angry and called me names brain: you may have both the bad chemicals and the good chemicals today
we have pressed the button… now it makes more meme…
Lpt: you don’t actually need to make the meme yourself, reposted memes tricks the brain as well.
Many have pressed the button. Brain: Excelent I will opent he chemi… whats this sign next to the good chemicals, WARNING ADHD, DONT OPEN UNLESD EVERYTHING IS FIXED. Brain: Well fuck me then.
Yeah… that sign got destroyed accidentally. I went through this little hyperfixation where I was trying to make ninja throwing stars. Didn’t go well. Ended up cutting myself a few times and had to go to the hospital. It was a whole problem. But the doctor at the hospital was sexy as hell. Really big arms. Nice guy. Nice smile. Had to do a blood sugar check for a few things and it turns out it was low which was a surprise. Apple bottom jeans… boots with the fur…
Wait what were we talking about?
(Sidenote: I’m in a voice chat with a friend of mine who knows me very well. I read out this comment and asked if it was too ludicrous for a joke about ADHD. He said "Dude, that comment is a mild version of you on a good day. Post it. You’re fine.)
It was perfection. I could have written it myself.
It was so well done that I read it in my own voice. Congratulations! Your thoughts are indistinguishable from my own!
How are all of your posts so perfect all the time? I didn’t stop at an upvote, I gave you a full-on boost, my man. Ride that high.
Hey, I’ve just got a huge collection of stuff that I’ve saved from trawling the internet. I can’t take too much credit here but I will definitely take that high oh god yess straight into my veins
