• AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    if you are one of the first Cybertruck owners

    If you are one of the first cybertruck owners, the year is 2077 and you can just give one of the homeless kids on the ground floor of your arcology a soyplast boba tea so xir can hack the damn thing for you and disable the remote deactivation.