• Taco
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    1 year ago

    Oh look it’s raining piss. You better not get your leg wet or your dog might start humping. I am currently in a cave, and all these rocks look like you. My hat is on fire now.

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      1 year ago

      Don’t get me wrong, the rocks were very flattering, but you know that’s way too much, too fast, right? I think my dog and I are gonna take our chances in the piss storm and get out of here. Good luck with the hat, though, just be careful. Okay take care.

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        1 year ago

        Ok hon 🥰 stay baked and don’t forget to use a condom 👍