I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome

  1. Linux (Linux)

  2. FOSS or die

  3. Video content should have been text

  4. Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie

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  • Lvxferre@lemmy.ml
    110·
    7 months ago

    5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
    6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
    7. Seize the means of production computation.
    8. People from that instance over there are bad.

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
        93·
        7 months ago

        I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.

        I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?

        Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.

        • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world
          141·
          7 months ago

          I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
          Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.

        • Stamets@startrek.website
          91·
          7 months ago

          I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.

          Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.

          • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
            4·
            7 months ago

            Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol

            • Stamets@startrek.website
              41·
              7 months ago

              Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.

              • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
                3·
                7 months ago

                I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit

                I said:

                WineGums

                User banned

                Also jail

  • Leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    902·
    7 months ago
    1. If you get kicked from an instance, upon joining a new instance, make your first post a furious comment on the admins/mods/hivemind of the instance that kicked you, completely forgetting we can all see the modlog.
  • thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca
    801·
    7 months ago

    Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.

    You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.

    Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.

    Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.

    Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.

  • kewwwi@lemmy.world
    712·
    7 months ago

    can we be the internet community that doesn’t pretend we’re a tight knit group with injokes and ‘right’ opinions?

    there’s already enough of those and I hate navigating their dumb shit.

    • XbSuper@lemmy.worldEnglish
      141·
      7 months ago

      It’s a bit late for that. It’s already everywhere, and it’s terrible.

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
        2·
        7 months ago

        Tildes is super strict against that, I got banned for making a joke about wine jelly being rendered into candy

        WineGums

        Banned!

        Also, JAIL! Belive it or not…

    • sock@lemmy.world
      144·
      7 months ago

      yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social

      and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
        3·
        7 months ago

        I have to fight you on the not funny take. I disagree and my oeuvre demonstrates that to the contrary in my respectful submission

  • applejacks@lemmy.world
    52·
    7 months ago

    everytime elon musk so much as farts, it must be posted to at least 10 different communities here and discussed at length

    • Ace T'Ken@lemmy.caEnglish
      61·
      7 months ago

      With 400 permutations of “Fuck this clown” and “how can I block mentions of him” in the comments.

      Unfortunately, shitty billionaires make the news. Get rid of billionaires and they won’t be in the news.

        • Ace T'Ken@lemmy.caEnglish
          21·
          7 months ago

          Hey I’m just writing the rules down, not telling you you shouldn’t be annoyed by them.

  • muse@kbin.social
    546·
    7 months ago

    18: Don’t feed the tankies
    19: if you didn’t like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you do

  • Sagrotan@lemmy.world
    48·
    7 months ago

    Linux is bloat, I’m training the ants in a giant maze, got Doom running on it last weekend.

  • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world
    513·
    7 months ago

    Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.

    haha, just kidding 😂

    …unless? 😏

  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
    39·
    7 months ago

    If a post from the Linux communities pops up on your feed, it is your duty as a Windows user to comment “wELL I dOn’t HavE tHAt prOBleM bECauSE I uSe wINdOws” to stop Linux users commenting the opposite on every fucking thread about Windows

    • NotSpez@lemm.eeOP
      161·
      7 months ago

      And the occasional Wolf of Wallstreet plug, if we mention Margot Robbie’s nude scene

      • Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
        24·
        7 months ago

        Suspiciously named user, I literally plug all of my movies on this social media platform. Except the first Suicide Squad. And Terminal.

        Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

        • shapis@lemmy.ml
          5·
          7 months ago

          Except the first Suicide Squad.

          The heck? That movie’s trailer slaps hard.

        • NotSpez@lemm.eeOP
          2·
          7 months ago

          Good call on Terminal. Not the call to star in it, but to pretend it never happened. Also, no need to specify between Suicide Squad and The Suicide Squad, the second one had the The in the title suggesting that it is The one that counts.

          When ‘you’ win an oscar I will probably add it to the title, but thanks for the suggestion. ;)

  • Blackout@kbin.social
    363·
    7 months ago
    • no fucking swearing
    • no paying for content if it can be pirated
    • cats are our overlords