You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
I’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
Then (and I cannot emphasize this enough) I’d waddle away.
Till the very next day?
It’s been 84 years…
Put on a blue cap, blue nautical shirt; but, and I can’t stress this enough, NO PANTS.
But for gods sake, wrap yourself in a towel after you shower.
Hand cover your crotch if someone walks in on you
Quack
Quack?!
QUAAAAACCCKKK…!!!
Quack.
FLY!
Damn, 3 hour old post and no one said FLY!? Ya’all need to be ducks more often…
This guy ducks
Autocorrect has its moment of glory!
Quack
Came here to read this comment
Open a wine bottle, maybe? Put the corkscrew to use.
“Bro, you see that duck over there? It stole my wine bottle”
“Do you want it back? It’s already open now.” “You know what? I think I’ll pass.”
“Get back here, I want it back!!”
Quak
Quack?
Quack :)
Quack
Quack?
you’re learning!
Yay!
Eughm, QUARK
What beautiful lobes you have.
Quack
Came here to quack, was not disappointed
Murder.
Peace was never an option.
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rape
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Depends, am I a horse-sized duck? I might have some people to fight
I see you’re a person of culture.
For those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).Does Howard have a duck dick or a human dick
Is that Duckdo? Or are they both ducks…
Lea Thompson is not a duck.
Yeah, okay but neither is that duck.
I don’t know what a Duckdo is. That’s Howard the duck.
I can’t explain it if you can’t see it.
So no go?
Pick one person at a time and speak to them in human language. In some cases it will be to give them a special magical friend, in other cases it will be to cause them to question their sanity.
Then I’d get to seeing about this whole corkscrew dick thing.
Crime
Or crime busting
I am the terror that flaps in the night…
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime…
Head downtown & act cute until a college girl adopts me as her pet. Duck-nuzzle some boobies.
