HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 months ago"Future" by Safely Endangeredlemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1652arrow-down117file-text
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minus-squareHeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoMan, I last shit my pants like… two weeks ago. And there’s very good odds I’ll shit my pants again before the new year.
minus-squareGregorGizehlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoYou may want to reconsider your dietary choices, or if that’s not it, see a doctor for either your alcohol problem or your severe digestive issues, depending on which it is.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoYou must go to some crazy parties
Man, I last shit my pants like… two weeks ago.
And there’s very good odds I’ll shit my pants again before the new year.
You may want to reconsider your dietary choices, or if that’s not it, see a doctor for either your alcohol problem or your severe digestive issues, depending on which it is.
Or just stop wearing pants.
You must go to some crazy parties