When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a magikarp on her face you get sprung.
How did he not do the “reeling her in” move? The invisible fishing pole seems an obvious choice.
That’s why he probably got laid and didn’t end up looking like a fool doing the reel her in move.
Are you feeling okay, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart?
Interesting question coming from you Seraph.
It would just take one bad day for you to end up in my shoes.
Hit 'em with your splash attack,!
I’m worried about what she’ll evolve into further down the relationship.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
I love her
She’s doing the Salmon Dance!
Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems,
And shake your body like a salmon floatin’ up stream!
Looks like she’s struggling a little…
She’s just in character as Magicarp
This is her favourite song
