• self@awful.systems
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      11 months ago

      also urgent client calls because the database they rely on for literally every part of their business is slow and unreliable “for no reason” and you pop open the database and see the sheer volume of PL/SQL and immediately double your hourly rate

      it’s worth noting that SQL as a language is basically an embedded COBOL data definition DSL. somehow it’s always arbitrary COBOL with financial programmers

        • self@awful.systems
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          11 months ago

          the last thing I did in college was learn COBOL as a joke, and I’ve been hiding it from my employers ever since

          • David Gerard@awful.systemsOPM
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            11 months ago

            I learnt COBOL in the same august institution I learnt PL/SQL

            given y2k pay rates i almost wish i’d kept it up a bit longer