up dog

yeah i don’t see a laptop anywhere!

Corgis just do that sometimes. Don’t worry about it

@[email protected] are u ok buddy?

Bad news looks like they drank some of Mr Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drink. Try to the dog to burp and it should bring em down. Please turn off all overhead fans tho just to be safe.

Wait you didn’t take a corgi to Australia, did you? They’re not compatible with the Southern Hemisphere

hey guys has anyone seen all my glue? i can’t find it anywhere

Have you tried Oil of Bergamot?

Don’t feed him helium based foods

Tell him a sad story.

The one about the cat that was run over is risky: might end up funny; but if you say it’s time to go home, that’s sad so he should come down.