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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Jolly Old Saint Schrödinger

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Jolly Old Saint Schrödinger

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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    1 year ago

    I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.

    Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?

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      No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.

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        1 year ago

        Also, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        Your mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.

        • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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          I never said she shot him

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            Oh, she missed the hobo?

            • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              No, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.

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                Then from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.

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                  😘👌

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