hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoEmbracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.netimagemessage-square152fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down10
arrow-up1192arrow-down1imageEmbracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.nethexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square152fedilink
minus-squareJoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·11 months agoPeople will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-211 months agoImagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed. Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
minus-squarethe_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·11 months ago forbidden strip 💀
minus-squareSupFBI [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoYou don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·11 months agoI want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·11 months agoT-T-T-TAINT TANNING
People will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
Imagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed.
Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
💀
You don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
I want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
T-T-T-TAINT TANNING