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Be scared and horny, gotcha.
Scaroused
I was thinking scorny, yours is better
(To be fair, I think it’s referencing Futurama)
You need to watch Futurama’s “Amazon Women In The Mood.”
I generally am.
“Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick’s caught in your wheels upon wheels!”
Would?
“would fuck” but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything
True, we hate.
I probably wouldn’t but u do u i guess.
Would.
BONK
I don’t get it
The tshirt says “monster fucker” so the person is saying “I’d fuck that” to which the biblically accurate angel is saying “ew” in reply to.
Aasimar backstories be like:
I wanna know what they can do with those wings.
When the humussy meets the angussy