balderdash to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoThe joys of parenthoodimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1333arrow-down110
arrow-up1323arrow-down1imageThe joys of parenthoodbalderdash to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up25·11 months agoUsually followed by something involving bodily fluids…
minus-squarePossibly linuxlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down35·edit-211 months agoWhat the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That’s a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments Edit: Oh
minus-squareAlteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·11 months agoDude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-211 months ago“Mommy I fwowed up” “Kitty pooped in my bed” "I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us) “By dose is bleedig” “Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces) These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.
minus-squaremoistclump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·11 months agoI’m confused by your comment
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoBro’s just a brainwormed weirdo.
minus-squaregeneral_kitten@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agohe just has to find better brain parasites
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoThe cool ones that teach you useful skills
Usually followed by something involving bodily fluids…
What the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That’s a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments
Edit: Oh
Dude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.
“Mommy I fwowed up”
“Kitty pooped in my bed”
"I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)
“By dose is bleedig”
“Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)
These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.
I’m confused by your comment
Bro’s just a brainwormed weirdo.
he just has to find better brain parasites
The cool ones that teach you useful skills
Toxoplasmosis :3