• whinestone_cowboy@discuss.online
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    1 year ago

    In first grade I had a crush on this boy. We were in art class standing in line to show the teacher what we did and I got to stand next to him. I was so excited. So excited that I suddenly needed to pee. I was dancing around because I didn’t want to leave the line. So eventually what happened was I knew it was coming out and in my embarrassment I looked him dead in the eye and peed my pants.

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      1 year ago

      Aw, I’m so sorry, that must’ve hurt. I had a similar thing happen to me but in a dream… I never had the confidence to ask her out irl

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        1 year ago

        I was 12 or 13 back then, it was a long time ago. I still think of it from time to time, 20 years later.

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    1 year ago

    We were out in a group and very drunk, and he said I could kiss him, but it ended up being this weird lunge and everyone fell about laughing.

    He did stick his hands down my shorts later, so it wasn’t entirely a failure…

  • oleorun@lemmy.fan
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    1 year ago

    This girl I knew had a fake seizure in front of me at a public museum. She had a crush on me, which I already was aware of, but I liked her as a friend. Even so, the flag was pretty red on that friendship.