We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
X-crements
Based on other Musk products, the answer is “sex”.
“I sexed last night about pony poops.”
“He sexed at me about goat groping.”
“She’s not sexing with me anymore.”Tesla Model S Tesla Model 3 Tesla Model X Tesla Model Y
Do you see it?
“Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!”
— nobody, of any gender, everGENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Xbox series S
Sony playstation 5
Xbox series X
Holy shit
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Let’s go with “Xarts”
“tens”
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
eXcretions
Xitting, pronounced “shitting”
X Æ 2
“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
Elon said they’re X’s
I’m sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it’s even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
Tell that to Elon
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X’s X? Yes I Xed it.
I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
I’ll just leave this here
It’s Elon, so they’ll probably be called “harambes”
𝕏crements
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
An xcreet
