The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSo that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?startrek.websiteimagemessage-square199fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.02Karrow-down1imageSo that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square199fedilink
minus-squareRobertoOberto@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoAlternate ending: A small, innocuous looking bat takes the form of DRACULA behind CHARACTER 1 and CHARACTER 2 DRACULA: Why the fuck would I need a jetpack? How did you morons forget about the bat thing? It’s been part of my image for like, a hundred years.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoAlternate alternate: Character 1 sees Dracula turn into a bat and fly into another tower in the distance. Chooses to keep that information to themself for no particular reason.
minus-squareJasonDJlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoI feel like this is personally attacking Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and that movie deserves nothing but accolades.
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoTo be fair, it does what it says on the tin.
Alternate ending:
A small, innocuous looking bat takes the form of DRACULA behind CHARACTER 1 and CHARACTER 2
DRACULA: Why the fuck would I need a jetpack? How did you morons forget about the bat thing? It’s been part of my image for like, a hundred years.
Alternate alternate:
Character 1 sees Dracula turn into a bat and fly into another tower in the distance. Chooses to keep that information to themself for no particular reason.
I feel like this is personally attacking Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and that movie deserves nothing but accolades.
To be fair, it does what it says on the tin.