decadentrebel@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoZoo Denies Viral Claims Its Bears Are ‘Humans in Disguise’www.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up183arrow-down1external-linkZoo Denies Viral Claims Its Bears Are ‘Humans in Disguise’www.thedailybeast.comdecadentrebel@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square21fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareschroedingershat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoRidiculous. In reality all bears are fake. Have you seen one move? Or even worse, a shaved bear? No animal is that shape. They’re all animatronics run by a secret cabal of Potoos.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI will have you know that bears are very real. They wear hats and ties and eat pic-a-nic baskets.
Ridiculous.
In reality all bears are fake. Have you seen one move? Or even worse, a shaved bear? No animal is that shape. They’re all animatronics run by a secret cabal of Potoos.
I will have you know that bears are very real. They wear hats and ties and eat pic-a-nic baskets.