In other news, water wet, sky blue, more at 11.
Water is wet, the sky is blue. T-Mobile raises rates, for a big “fuck you!”.
So much for, “they won’t raise your rates at T-Mobileeee!”
We wont raise your rates🤞we promise!
As a result, T-Mobile CEO Mike Sievert said T-Mobile will look for “optimizations” that make sense for the company and that customers will accept. “We’ll find those opportunities,” he said.
TL;DR? We gonna squeeze ya dry.
Sounds about right
Who can blame them? Buying their competitor, Sprint, was expensive. Gotta find a way to recoup that money and who better than those customers who now have one less choice for a competitor?!
In all fairness though, Sprint was a total joke and was going to fail had they not been bought out. So those two put together are way better than we would have had otherwise.
