i didnt read the sub name
Dammit. It got me too until I read your commit.
SonofaIt got me too until I read your commit.
Put in a pull request for your leg.
If this is a joke, I don’t git it.
Oh come on, you should branch out a little.
I appreciate you staying commited to the joke.
Comment after comment I always thought the joke was over until rereading it, thinking for a second and then chuckling to myself. Something must be wrong with my head.
Golf clap
Well done 🍋
What if the basketball fell out on its own?
Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.
Texas will punch her in the god damn face
Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That’s illegal unless you’re a sovereign citizen; then it’s the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!
She should have tossed it in a dumpster. 🤣
Damn bruh
Lmao, this one definitely got me right in the ribs. Gotta love ol’ onion.
I could’ve forgiven her if she had only spun the basketball around her while in the shirt, but removing it from the shirt…… I can never forgive that.
🤡
I have a queued-up laugh waiting to be released for this one, since I know little to nothing about basketball, and I’m OOTL.
But this isn’t some twisted attempt to get someone to explain it to me, I have faith that’ll I’ll be able to put the pieces together based on more and more comments and release my pending laughter one day!
Basketball under shirt looks like pregnant.
Taking out like basketball abortion.
Alabama.
Trouble.
To steal a YouTube comment: ball is life
You are more optimistic than I am.
I hope this isn’t one of those times where TheOnion was being prophetic 😅
She was running around pointing at everyone who refused to take the ball from her, because they all already had basketballs themselves or weren’t talented enough to play the game.
Alabama jails children? Some third-world country shit.
Satire
Alabama literally just executed a man last week with Nitrogen despite the UN declaring it would be torture. Guy apparently writhed in pain for 20 minutes. This is third-world theocracy shit.
Source? People get killed with nitrogen all the time. It’s supposed to be painless.
There was no oxygen and CO2 scrubbing… Just a mask with nitrogen. The lungs exhale a mixture of oxygen and CO2, which, if not scrubbed from the chamber, will be breathed again. So in essence they asphyxiated him with his own CO2, and he died of slow CO2 poisoning as reused oxygen ran out (an extremely painful way to die). If they had done it in a hypobaric chamber and actually actively removed CO2 it would have been painless like passing out in an airplane cockpit. So yeah they somehow managed to botch a nitrogen execution with their hillbilly engineering…
I’m familiar with hypoxia and the difference between nitrogen and carbon dioxide, so in theory, I agree with you and the Alabama officials.
However, it is also possible to botch an execution. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/26/us/alabama-execution-kenneth-smith-nitrogen.html
Really annoying that they keep advertising reddit in their videos. Someone make them stop please.