• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    If the victims are still burning, you’ve taken them to the hospital too quickly. Please extinguish all open flames before the patient enters the building.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      “I’m sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You’re going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in.”

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        9 months ago

        “Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you’re fully extinguished.”