• @[email protected]
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    611 days ago

    i’m convinced if grocery stores charged a congestion charge for sundays and on french toast alerts people would change their habits. Too many motherfuckers going on sundays.

    If it were up to my wife i’d be another one of the sunday zombies too. I try everything in my power to get her to choose any other day

  • TWeaK
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    411 days ago

    Get up, come on, get down with the biscuit!

  • LifeBandit666
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    311 days ago

    Click and Collect is THE SHIT. I roll up, sit in my car for 5 minutes with my Rubik’s cube, and some poor souls destroyed employee comes over to my car, takes my name and wheels my shopping out to the car.

    I thank him/her and throw it in my boot, then I fuck off home for a brew.

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    211 days ago

    It’s because everyone’s buying food for the Superb Owl or whatever. Losers, birds aren’t real!

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      111 days ago

      120lbs of dog food needs a lot more velocity to take on the stopping power of a 300+lb American on a scooter.

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        211 days ago

        It needs the power of heart and faith as well, which you are clearly lacking. Which is why you lose in your battles.